All Those Children Are Mine

Queen Sarah stated, "You have to ask if you can make love to other women." 

She is taking being married to me -seriously, I thought.  "Sarah, can I make love to other women?" 
"Sure, You had to ask."

Queen Sarah is our Florida Queen. She has done the impossible for more than a year. She requested the Live Oak post. Excellent at coming up with new, creative solutions.

I am lucky to have so many. They do not mind the slug fest.  Most became very loyal to me, as they woke from the woods fog.  I needed to heal their ailments, put their bodies back together, While helping all remember or achieve, Self Actualisation.  Every woman received a very nice ring: they can give the ring to their fenance to give to them.  I did not know how this would work in practice.  Most did not understand, why? I kept explaing.  Seven million Nuns, took me as their husband. Not that unusual, when people are dieing every where. I did not expect the non-clergy to do the same. They did.  No down-side for me. I can afford the women.  

Remember, God has a sense of humor... If the numbers are correct, I have four million, enjoy paying.  Some put the estimate, over forty million. I would love that.  God does have a sense of humor.

For my women, wives (remember fish-wives), whatever term makes them happy, makes me happy.  Love each wife, child.  I wanted to thank Queen Sarah for reminding me.  Some took me seriously.

Thank you, Queen Sarah.

Bang-You're-Dead, Knock Off The Corruption

 Queen Patricia Camelot

 Queen Patricia is serving Camelot well.  Along with rampant corruption, a high school student protest over drivers that cannot drive (I don't believe they can see), became a protest by college students, with some out of towners (I call them egg people. Others, frog people. They start as little green men).  The students are trying their best to retake Bang-You're-Dead, while living in Camelot.  So are most Bang-You're-Deaders. Queen Patricia is doing the impossible -Daily.

 Getting ready to march as students

by J. John Swanko

God's Gift Is Here, Thanks Russian Federation

In announcing my offices can be found with Google Maps, I found Google captured the trailored sign, "God's Gift Is Here." I am very happy.  During a global war, I have to search for reasons to be happy, rally my troops, the contractors, myself...  What a wonderful find.  The Moscow office, built for me by my Great... Grandfather Czar Nicholas.  Adding to the office's history, Uncle Vladimir Lennon, Laid in State, there.

At the United Nations' founding, I was recognized, King of Hebron is coming. Moved by Chairman Mao, Uncle Joesph Stalin -approved.  Uncle Jack Kennedy was still in the Pacific.  That is me. That is my family.  Editorials are allowed to brag.

By J. John Swanko