God Loves A Parade

God is very self centered, jealous of the Pope getting parades everywhere he shows up.  He got a parade in Lebanon even though he did not stop the war in Syria.   He will do anything to get that parade.  Emptied Heaven, along Saddam Hussein lines, however, all souls are safe.  Even ended freewill. 

Want to check on your loved ones in Heaven?  The prayer: God, in the name of Spark, I need to speak to (your love one's name).   You want to light a homemade candle, One you just bought and squashed into your favorite candle holder will work just fine. 

Freewill is back, however, all the trouble is slowly ending.  Problems occur because your religion, How you came to understand -There is only one true God- may be different than someone else's.  No person's religion is wrong -no matter what they believe- If they keep the rules.  Should your religion go back thousands of years, Things may have gotten turned around.  God's willingness to encourage wrong behaviour is supposed to be stymied by all monotheistic religions helping their lambs stay in the meadow, even when he takes on Stalin's attributes.  Messiahs, Prophets,  Hidden Imams and other inflatables do own a piece of heaven, as do Peace Makers, Prayer People... even when they are on Earth. 

God loves it when you pray, so pray for peace.  One day Heaven may give God his own parade just like the Pope gets on Earth.


by J John Swanko