God Loves A Parade

God is very self centered, jealous of the Pope getting parades everywhere he shows up.  He got a parade in Lebanon even though he did not stop the war in Syria.   He will do anything to get that parade.  Emptied Heaven, along Saddam Hussein lines, however, all souls are safe.  Even ended freewill. 

Want to check on your loved ones in Heaven?  The prayer: God, in the name of Spark, I need to speak to (your love one's name).   You want to light a homemade candle, One you just bought and squashed into your favorite candle holder will work just fine. 

Freewill is back, however, all the trouble is slowly ending.  Problems occur because your religion, How you came to understand -There is only one true God- may be different than someone else's.  No person's religion is wrong -no matter what they believe- If they keep the rules.  Should your religion go back thousands of years, Things may have gotten turned around.  God's willingness to encourage wrong behaviour is supposed to be stymied by all monotheistic religions helping their lambs stay in the meadow, even when he takes on Stalin's attributes.  Messiahs, Prophets,  Hidden Imams and other inflatables do own a piece of heaven, as do Peace Makers, Prayer People... even when they are on Earth. 

God loves it when you pray, so pray for peace.  One day Heaven may give God his own parade just like the Pope gets on Earth.


by J John Swanko

God Loves War

A quick search of the web reveals war, war and more war. Surely, If there was a God, a Supreme Being, religion wars would quickly end. Economic war would replace killing women, children, the old... God would insist on nations competing along economic lines -not bullets. God invented souls so all could enjoy eternal life. Neanderthals did not have souls.

So what happened? God tried to assert himself when only sponges inhabited the earth and took that form. As man developed, so did he.  Today, He likes playing Devil's advocate, getting you to do the wrong thing so he can chew you out in Heaven, before he throws you into Hell. The Coptic's protected early Muslims as Rome encouraged war. Surly God was there helping the early Church to do the wrong thing.  

There is no genetic link to God -His son was also God- proving God is indivisible.  His rules have always been simple: Love yourself, your family, even your nasty Aunt, And your neighbor- as you would yourself.  There is a separation of Church and State.  All men (people) are endowed by their Creator inalienable rights, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are among these.  

God can act evil and encourage you to be evil: Some types of slavery is good -No,  Those making that claim will spend eternity in Hell,  Those torturing -Hell.  Kidnapping -Hell.   

by J John Swanko